Framtiden min hørres sykt spennande ud ifølge The Onion sitt horoskop i går:

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Life as you know it will cease to exist, which, considering how you spend your time, can only be a good thing.

Kalenderen min har og for tiden gode ting å komma med, som dagens:

When someone says: “Life is hard,” ask them: “Compared to what?”